Lawak Pemuda UMNo lebih lawak lagi dari Jocelyn Chia
Berpayung, terpekik terlolong, teejerit berpeluh ketiak masam, teejerit macam ungka lontong di hutan sambil berpanas berhujan di kedutaan Singapura dan Amerika Syarikat semua Pemoda Pemoda UMNo sklian
Tetiba.....!!!!!
DAP minta maaf atau tidak, Pemuda Umno akan bantu kempen pilihan raya. Lawak paling osem dari Pemoda UMNo
Kenyataan Nga Kor Meng ini apa yang UMNo boleh buat... Nak undi kaum pendatamg atau secara nak pertahankan nilai Isle
UMNo akhirnya berjaya menghadiahkan DAP@LeeKwanYee Dewan Merdeka, Dewan keramat UMNo keramat ini.
Hidup Malaysian Malaysia..! Soal Raja Raja, hak kesamaan agama, hak kesamaan gender, hak murtad bertukar agama, hak setiap bangsa, soal bahasa, soal budaya, azan dan tulisan jawi, perarakan komunis, perarakan LGBT, pengiktirafan UEC, pilihanraya PBT, jual aset tabung haji dan banyak lagi yang di perjuangkan oleh komunis DAP@LeeKwanYew tentu akan berkumandang dan di pertahankan di Dewan Merdeka selepas ini.
Hilang maruah dan akal budi hanya kerana merelakan diri menjadi pelacur politik. Perjuangan demi Agama, Bangsa dan watan tercinta hanya gumam yang laku di jual di depan kuda belang sendiri sementara komunis terus bertapak dan mencengkam menanam uri berduri lebih dalam, kukuh dan pasti terpatri.
Dunia akhir zaman, umat akan mengikut dan menurut musuh Islam itu sehasta demi sehasta, sedikit demi sedikit namun kemudian walau masuk ke dalam lubang biawak sekali pun mereka tetap menurut kepadanya.
Maka PRan June 2023 ini nanti maka kesemua saki Baki barua barua DAP@LeeKwanYew mesti dihapuskan secara total...
dulu berbelas parti merayu pada umno untuk agihan kerusi calon pilihanraya,, nangis2 pada umno.. kini umno sembah sujud pada dapuigs untuk kerusi bertanding, nangis2 ampu2 jilat2. kesian umno gara2 wakpono yg jadi macai anwaq sedangkan anwaq itu sendiri adalah keldai tua dapigs. jilat umno aka umnowakdapigs sekarang lebih laju lebih padu dari pandapigs dlm bab jilat dapigs, dan seperti wakpono tu si madataek pun kamain lagi sekarang jilat dapigs..
Tapi kan.. ranai orang kampung kata padan muka umno.. dulu kamain kuat sakat sekarang dah kena jual oleh anwaq umno tu pada dapigs.
Tun Mahathir Mohamad jangan diam jadi setan bisu..sila jawab...!! Jangan salahkan Bossku pulak udahlah... Macam sial proklamimasi kau..!!
Bahana bila Jadi barua Lee Kwan Yew @DAP. Bila barua dibakul sampahkan Lee Kean Yew galak menyerang barua Baru LeeKwanYew@DAP maka Bank Singapore mula bertindakbalas melindungi barua baru mereka.. Moral of story duit rompakan jangan simpan di bank Singapura
Family of Dr. Mahathir:
Name : Ms Siti Hasmah Bte Mohamed Ali Post : Wife of Prime Minister Passport No. : D 173596 (M) Bank : Israeli National Bank Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency 3 years Account No : AGF‐2192‐2442‐ 722‐(X) Amount : USD 4,000,000.00 Date of opening account : 25/06/95 Date of Maturity : 25/06/98 (Maturity continued to 25/06/2001) (Extension interest agreed upon) Name : Ms Siti Hasmah Bte Mohamed Ali Post : Wife of Prime Minister Passport No. : D 173596 (M) Bank : Israeli National Bank Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years Account No : FA‐4196‐2493‐ 313 (A) Amount : USD 8,000,000.00 Date of opening account : 09/06/97 Date of Maturity : 09/06/00
Name : Ms Siti Hasmah Bte Mohamed Ali Post : Wife of Prime Minister Passport No. : D 173596 (M) Bank : Israeli National Bank Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency)3 years Account No : DD‐3919‐714‐ 271‐(A) Amount : USD 5,500,000.00 Date of opening account : 06/12/95 Date of Maturity : 06/12/98 Name : Ms Siti Hasmah Bte Mohamed Ali Post : Wife of Prime Minister Passport No. : D 173596 (M) Bank : Israeli National Bank Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency)3 years Account No : FB‐5614‐1499‐ 515 (C) Amount : USD 9,800,000.00 Date of opening account : 12/11/97 Date of Maturity : 12/11/2000 Name : Ms Siti Hasmah Bte Mohamed Ali Post : Wife of Prime Minister Passport No. : D 173596 (M) Bank : Israeli National Bank Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years Account No : CE‐2418‐7172‐ 492 (E) Amount : USD 5,000,000.00 Date of opening account : 07/03/98 Date of Maturity : 07/03/01
Name : Ms Siti Hasmah Bte Mohamed Ali Post : Wife of Prime Minister Passport No. : D 173596 (M) Bank : Israeli National Bank Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years Account No : GB‐6921‐4212‐ 712 (F) Amount : USD 6,650,000.00 Date of opening account : 19/03/95 Date of Maturity : 19/03/98 (Maturity continuity to 19/03/2001)
Name : Ms Marina Bte Mahathir Post : Malaysia AIDS Council President Passport No. : R 671918 (M) Bank : Israeli National Bank Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years Account No : C‐719‐418‐210 (M) Amount : USD 13,000,000.00 Date of opening account : 17/06/96 Date of Maturity : 17/06/99 Name : Ms Marina Bte Mahathir Post : Malaysia AIDS Council President Passport No. : R 671918 (M) Bank : Israeli National Bank Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years Account No : F‐817‐200‐11 (C) Amount : USD 12,500,000.00 Date of opening account : 03/12/96 Date of Maturity : 03/12/99
Name : Ms Marina Bte Mahathir Post : Malaysia AIDS Council President Passport No. : R 671918 (M) Bank : Israeli National Bank Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 5 years Account No : G‐211‐922‐718‐ 2 (D) Amount : USD 15,000,000.00 Date of opening account : 12/07/97 Date of Maturity : 12/07/02 Name : Mr Mokhzani Bin Mahathir Post : Son of Prime Minister Passport No. : R 719325 (M) Bank : Israeli National Bank Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) Account No : F‐3532‐3310‐ 501 (NG) Amount : USD 15,500,000.00 Date of opening account : 21/09/98 Date of Maturity : 21/09/99 Name : Mr Mokhzani Bin Mahathir Post : Son of Prime Minister Passport No. : R 719325 (M) Bank : Israeli National Bank Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years Account No : DA‐9159‐7211‐ 819 (M) Amount : USD 4,500,000.00 Date of opening account : 20/05/96 Date of Maturity : 20/05/99 Name : Mr Mokhzani Bin Mahathir Post : Son of Prime Minister Passport No. : R 719325 (M) Bank : Israeli National Bank Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years Account No : ME‐3138‐5144‐ 219 (A) Amount : USD 10,000,000.00 Date of opening account : 08/09/97 Date of Maturity : 08/09/00 Name : Mr Mokhzani Bin Mahathir Post : Son of Prime Minister Passport No. : R 719325 (M) Bank : Israeli National Bank Type of Account : Current Account Account No : A‐7213‐4441‐ 223 (MB) Amount : USD 15,500,000.00 Date of opening account : 11/12/97 Withdrawal : USD 5,000,000.00 on 10/02/98 Cheque No. F2912718 Deposit : USD 9,500,000.00 Last Balance : USD 19,500,000.00 Name : Mr Mokhzani Bin Mahathir Post : Son of Prime Minister Passport No. : R 719325 (M) Bank : Israeli National Bank Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 1 years Account No : F‐3518‐3279‐ 441 (ND) Amount : USD 10,000,000.00 Date of opening account : 08/09/98 Date of Maturity : 08/09/99
Name : Mr Mokhzani Bin Mahathir Post : Son of Prime Minister Passport No. : R 719325 (M) Bank : Israeli National Bank Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years Account No : M‐3121‐3149‐ 512 (D) Amount : USD 7,000,000.00 Date of opening account : 03/12/95 Date of Maturity : 03/12/98 Name : Mr Mirzan Bin Mahathir Post : Son of Prime Minister Passport No. : R 914315 (M) Bank : Israeli National Bank Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years Account No : LA‐5716‐3919‐ 862 (C) Amount : USD 15,000,000.00 Date of opening account : 16/08/96 Date of Maturity : 16/08/99 Name : Mr Mirzan Bin Mahathir Post : Son of Prime Minister Passport No. : R 914315 (M) Bank : Israeli National Bank Type of Account : Fixed Deposit 2 years Account No : CM‐6983‐7419‐ 365 (F) Amount : S $ 10,000,000.00 Date of opening account : 29/06/97 Date of Maturity : 29/06/99
Bahana bila barua yang bakulsampahkan Tun galak menyerang barua Baru LeeKwanYew@DAP Anwar Ibrahim maka Bank Singapore mula bertindakbalas melindungi barua baru mereka..
Moral of story bila duit rompakan jangan simpan di Singapore ini akan backfire balik barua barua yang dah tak guna ini lagi demi kepentingan DAP@ Lee Kwan Yew...
UMNo tak gelap dan juga tidak terang
ReplyDeleteCuma.....!!!
Terang lagi bersuluh UMNO hanyalah macai DAP.
Lawak Pemuda UMNo lebih lawak lagi dari Jocelyn Chia
Berpayung, terpekik terlolong, teejerit berpeluh ketiak masam, teejerit macam ungka lontong di hutan sambil berpanas berhujan di kedutaan Singapura dan Amerika Syarikat semua Pemoda Pemoda UMNo sklian
Tetiba.....!!!!!
DAP minta maaf atau tidak, Pemuda Umno akan bantu kempen pilihan raya. Lawak paling osem dari Pemoda UMNo
Kenyataan Nga Kor Meng ini apa yang UMNo boleh buat... Nak undi kaum pendatamg atau secara nak pertahankan nilai Isle
UMNo akhirnya berjaya menghadiahkan DAP@LeeKwanYee Dewan Merdeka, Dewan keramat UMNo keramat ini.
Hidup Malaysian Malaysia..! Soal Raja Raja, hak kesamaan agama, hak kesamaan gender, hak murtad bertukar agama, hak setiap bangsa, soal bahasa, soal budaya, azan dan tulisan jawi, perarakan komunis, perarakan LGBT, pengiktirafan UEC, pilihanraya PBT, jual aset tabung haji dan banyak lagi yang di perjuangkan oleh komunis DAP@LeeKwanYew tentu akan berkumandang dan di pertahankan di Dewan Merdeka selepas ini.
Hilang maruah dan akal budi hanya kerana merelakan diri menjadi pelacur politik. Perjuangan demi Agama, Bangsa dan watan tercinta hanya gumam yang laku di jual di depan kuda belang sendiri sementara komunis terus bertapak dan mencengkam menanam uri berduri lebih dalam, kukuh dan pasti terpatri.
Dunia akhir zaman, umat akan mengikut dan menurut musuh Islam itu sehasta demi sehasta, sedikit demi sedikit namun kemudian walau masuk ke dalam lubang biawak sekali pun mereka tetap menurut kepadanya.
Maka PRan June 2023 ini nanti maka kesemua saki Baki barua barua DAP@LeeKwanYew mesti dihapuskan secara total...
dulu berbelas parti merayu pada umno untuk agihan kerusi calon pilihanraya,, nangis2 pada umno.. kini umno sembah sujud pada dapuigs untuk kerusi bertanding, nangis2 ampu2 jilat2.
ReplyDeletekesian umno gara2 wakpono yg jadi macai anwaq sedangkan anwaq itu sendiri adalah keldai tua dapigs.
jilat umno aka umnowakdapigs sekarang lebih laju lebih padu dari pandapigs dlm bab jilat dapigs, dan seperti wakpono tu si madataek pun kamain lagi sekarang jilat dapigs..
Tapi kan.. ranai orang kampung kata padan muka umno.. dulu kamain kuat sakat sekarang dah kena jual oleh anwaq umno tu pada dapigs.
undi umno auto jadi keldai dapigs..
hpofully umno will be gone forever for good.
Tun Mahathir Mohamad jangan diam jadi setan bisu..sila jawab...!! Jangan salahkan Bossku pulak udahlah... Macam sial proklamimasi kau..!!
ReplyDeleteBahana bila Jadi barua Lee Kwan Yew @DAP. Bila barua dibakul sampahkan Lee Kean Yew galak menyerang barua Baru LeeKwanYew@DAP maka Bank Singapore mula bertindakbalas melindungi barua baru mereka.. Moral of story duit rompakan jangan simpan di bank Singapura
Family of Dr. Mahathir:
Name : Ms Siti Hasmah Bte Mohamed Ali
Post : Wife of Prime Minister
Passport No. : D 173596 (M)
Bank : Israeli National Bank
Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency 3 years
Account No : AGF‐2192‐2442‐ 722‐(X)
Amount : USD 4,000,000.00
Date of opening account : 25/06/95
Date of Maturity : 25/06/98
(Maturity continued to 25/06/2001)
(Extension interest agreed upon)
Name : Ms Siti Hasmah Bte Mohamed Ali
Post : Wife of Prime Minister
Passport No. : D 173596 (M)
Bank : Israeli National Bank
Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years
Account No : FA‐4196‐2493‐ 313 (A)
Amount : USD 8,000,000.00
Date of opening account : 09/06/97
Date of Maturity : 09/06/00
Name : Ms Siti Hasmah Bte Mohamed Ali
Post : Wife of Prime Minister
Passport No. : D 173596 (M)
Bank : Israeli National Bank
Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency)3 years
Account No : DD‐3919‐714‐ 271‐(A)
Amount : USD 5,500,000.00
Date of opening account : 06/12/95
Date of Maturity : 06/12/98
Name : Ms Siti Hasmah Bte Mohamed Ali
Post : Wife of Prime Minister
Passport No. : D 173596 (M)
Bank : Israeli National Bank
Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency)3 years
Account No : FB‐5614‐1499‐ 515 (C)
Amount : USD 9,800,000.00
Date of opening account : 12/11/97
Date of Maturity : 12/11/2000
Name : Ms Siti Hasmah Bte Mohamed Ali
Post : Wife of Prime Minister
Passport No. : D 173596 (M)
Bank : Israeli National Bank
Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years
Account No : CE‐2418‐7172‐ 492 (E)
Amount : USD 5,000,000.00
Date of opening account : 07/03/98
Date of Maturity : 07/03/01
Name : Ms Siti Hasmah Bte Mohamed Ali
Post : Wife of Prime Minister
Passport No. : D 173596 (M)
Bank : Israeli National Bank
Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years
Account No : GB‐6921‐4212‐ 712 (F)
Amount : USD 6,650,000.00
Date of opening account : 19/03/95
Date of Maturity : 19/03/98
(Maturity continuity to 19/03/2001)
Sambung sini haa sialll..!!
sini haa sialll..!!
ReplyDeleteName : Ms Marina Bte Mahathir
Post : Malaysia AIDS Council President
Passport No. : R 671918 (M)
Bank : Israeli National Bank
Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years
Account No : C‐719‐418‐210 (M)
Amount : USD 13,000,000.00
Date of opening account : 17/06/96
Date of Maturity : 17/06/99
Name : Ms Marina Bte Mahathir
Post : Malaysia AIDS Council President
Passport No. : R 671918 (M)
Bank : Israeli National Bank
Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years
Account No : F‐817‐200‐11 (C)
Amount : USD 12,500,000.00
Date of opening account : 03/12/96
Date of Maturity : 03/12/99
Name : Ms Marina Bte Mahathir
Post : Malaysia AIDS Council President
Passport No. : R 671918 (M)
Bank : Israeli National Bank
Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 5 years
Account No : G‐211‐922‐718‐ 2 (D)
Amount : USD 15,000,000.00
Date of opening account : 12/07/97
Date of Maturity : 12/07/02
Name : Mr Mokhzani Bin Mahathir
Post : Son of Prime Minister
Passport No. : R 719325 (M)
Bank : Israeli National Bank
Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency)
Account No : F‐3532‐3310‐ 501 (NG)
Amount : USD 15,500,000.00
Date of opening account : 21/09/98
Date of Maturity : 21/09/99
Name : Mr Mokhzani Bin Mahathir
Post : Son of Prime Minister
Passport No. : R 719325 (M)
Bank : Israeli National Bank
Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years
Account No : DA‐9159‐7211‐ 819 (M)
Amount : USD 4,500,000.00
Date of opening account : 20/05/96
Date of Maturity : 20/05/99
Name : Mr Mokhzani Bin Mahathir
Post : Son of Prime Minister
Passport No. : R 719325 (M)
Bank : Israeli National Bank
Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years
Account No : ME‐3138‐5144‐ 219 (A)
Amount : USD 10,000,000.00
Date of opening account : 08/09/97
Date of Maturity : 08/09/00
Name : Mr Mokhzani Bin Mahathir
Post : Son of Prime Minister
Passport No. : R 719325 (M)
Bank : Israeli National Bank
Type of Account : Current Account
Account No : A‐7213‐4441‐ 223 (MB)
Amount : USD 15,500,000.00
Date of opening account : 11/12/97
Withdrawal : USD 5,000,000.00 on 10/02/98
Cheque No. F2912718
Deposit : USD 9,500,000.00
Last Balance : USD 19,500,000.00
Name : Mr Mokhzani Bin Mahathir
Post : Son of Prime Minister
Passport No. : R 719325 (M)
Bank : Israeli National Bank
Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 1 years
Account No : F‐3518‐3279‐ 441 (ND)
Amount : USD 10,000,000.00
Date of opening account : 08/09/98
Date of Maturity : 08/09/99
Name : Mr Mokhzani Bin Mahathir
Post : Son of Prime Minister
Passport No. : R 719325 (M)
Bank : Israeli National Bank
Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years
Account No : M‐3121‐3149‐ 512 (D)
Amount : USD 7,000,000.00
Date of opening account : 03/12/95
Date of Maturity : 03/12/98
Name : Mr Mirzan Bin Mahathir
Post : Son of Prime Minister
Passport No. : R 914315 (M)
Bank : Israeli National Bank
Type of Account : Fixed Deposit (Foreign Currency) 3 years
Account No : LA‐5716‐3919‐ 862 (C)
Amount : USD 15,000,000.00
Date of opening account : 16/08/96
Date of Maturity : 16/08/99
Name : Mr Mirzan Bin Mahathir
Post : Son of Prime Minister
Passport No. : R 914315 (M)
Bank : Israeli National Bank
Type of Account : Fixed Deposit 2 years
Account No : CM‐6983‐7419‐ 365 (F)
Amount : S $ 10,000,000.00
Date of opening account : 29/06/97
Date of Maturity : 29/06/99
Bahana bila barua yang bakulsampahkan Tun galak menyerang barua Baru LeeKwanYew@DAP Anwar Ibrahim maka Bank Singapore mula bertindakbalas melindungi barua baru mereka..
Moral of story bila duit rompakan jangan simpan di Singapore ini akan backfire balik barua barua yang dah tak guna ini lagi demi kepentingan DAP@ Lee Kwan Yew...